Monday, September 20, 2010

Yokohama Beer Fest 2010

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It's that time of year. Time for the Yokohama Beer Fast (BeerFes?).

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At 4500 yen, it's a spendy place to get drunk. But you're here to sample a few hundred glasses of what Japan has to offer, right? So get your teeny sampler glass and get tasting!

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Other beer blogs will hopefully try to pick some winners. I won't. Actually, I was generally disappointed with the stuff that the micro breweries of Japan have been making of late. It seems like there has been a push to make a lot of German style brews recently. So a lot of bland pilsners. But in a sea of yellow there were a few nice dunkels and what not.

Last year there were a ton of really strong barley wine type beers, which was more my style.

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As always, the overseas section was superb. New Zealand made a big appearance here. More on that later.

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Please don't tell me what you pay for a bottle of Dogfish Head where you live. I know one liquor store in Tokyo that stocks bottles, and it's an expensive habit.

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Of course, the horrid green beer from Hokkaido was back. Of course, it had the longest line to try it. Also, the line to try the cranberry beer was really long. A lot of beer geek dudes brought their girlfriends to the event.

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After the beers...

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Turn these...

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Into this. Read all about it! One of my top 5 bowls of ramen in Japan. Word.

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David, the export manager for the Tuatara brewery in New Zealand, invited us to a special New Zealand microbrew tasting party after the event. Rad!

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By the way, that's a tuatara.

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The beers were great and all, each with unique stories. I forgot all of the stories, though. Something about the Freemasons with this one.

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But I did learn that a "captain cooker" is a pig. And Kiwis refer to this one as "pig beer".

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Tuatara's stuff was poured straight from a 2 liter tea bottle. Their American Pale Ale, a sort of West Coast IPA, works nicely.

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There's David, bringing the next round. He lugged all this stuff in suitcases, breaking a few in the process. Nice dedication!

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Lots of cool Tokyo beer people were here, including the Rogue importer. He thanked me for helping send his kids through school.

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I'd had a few by this time, and things started getting random.

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Ended up at an izakaya run by a Bull Nakano, a female pro wrestler who took the WWF title back in the nineties.

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Cozy little place, where no more than 8 people can hang out and have a drink with Mrs. Nakano herself. I have almost no knowledge of pro wrestling stuff, so I did some searching on the internet in my hungover state the next day. She's super famous. If you're a pro wrestling fan (you know who you are!), check this place out. She speaks some English, and could probably tell you some cool stories.


And I think I just got another part time job... selling super expensive kamaboko (fish cakes) at upscale department stores in the Tokyo area during the holiday season. Hunh?

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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Hiking the North Alps (Fail leads to Win)

北アルプス

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Epic fail, followed by a minor win, then a rather comical fail, then a cool win (involving booze). Backpacking is awesome! I'll put the photos at the end, so you can skip ahead if you don't want to hear me rant.

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Epic Fail:

There is a bus company in Japan called Alpico Group. Fuck Alpico! That's right, fuck them and their stupid buses. They stole my money and left me hanging.

The plan was to hike from Kamikochi to Murodo, which is described in many hiking books as the ultimate long distance hike in Japan. From the resort town of Kamikochi, you ascend to the mountaintops and stay up there for the next 6 days. This plan relies on many factors, one of which is getting to Kamikochi. You actually have to take a bus, since the road in is banned of private vehicles.

So I called the Alpico office on a Friday and reserved a ticket for Saturday night. It was a night bus, leaving at 11, arriving at 6am, just in time to start hiking. They don't have an office, so you have to do a bank transfer to pay. I did that shit, sent them my 6000 yen, and followed their instructions of arriving at bus stop #23 that night. Then the shit hit. Stop #23 is only for some sort of airport express bus. But have no fear! They had given me the number of the driver, for just such an emergency. But no one was answering. What the hell! You gave me the damn driver's number for this reason. And you took my number. It's probably written on the passenger manifesto or something. This is god damned important. When I walked aimlessly around the area, there were literally hundreds of night buses hanging out for their riders. I asked every Alpico driver I could find, but no one could help me. I was running around the Shinjuku skyscraper district for an hour trying to figure shit out. Finally at 11:45 I hopped the train home to research plan B.

But that's not the end with Alpico's bullshit! Before departing for plan B, I sent a mail to a friend, asking if she could call them up and get my money refunded. They said they'd refund... get this... half. If I want the full 6000 yen, I would have to prove that I was in the bus area at 11pm. And... they admitted that the driver turned off his phone on accident! That's hella shady!

Minor Win:

Driving to Kamikochi is not an option. But, at the end of the planned hike was what looked to be a parking lot. Some internet searching proved it, and the plan was now to start at the end, and finish at the beginning. That's sort of a win, right? The downside is that I had timed my sleep so I would be very tired on the bus. Now I'm very tired on the bike. But I also had to stay up until 3am, since the ride would only take about 5 hours. So I stayed up at home, watching a movie about Unit 731, drinking coffee.

At 8am, pack on my back, rode the Kurobe-Tateyama Alpine Route to Murodo. Basically a smörgåsbord of transportation up and through the mountains. You take an electric bus through the center of the earth, then a cable car, Japans longest single span ropeway, and finally another electric tram through the mountain. It's pretty rad, and pretty expensive. $60 for my trip, and each leg was only about 10 minutes.

Beautiful part of Japan though. If only the weather had been nicer. Which leads me to...

Comical Fail:

I arrived in Murodo and hiked up a few hundred meters to the campground at the base of Mt. Tsurugi. My idea was to ascend this famous peak the next morning, then head south to Kamikochi. Good plan!

At about 3pm I pitched my tent. I was dead tired, and proceeded to nap. When I awoke in the evening, wide awake, I was treated to basically a typhoon. The tent was shaking all blair witch style. There was thunder and lightning. And the wind would come in massive gusts. So for the next 7 hours I sat in my cozy tent, hoping that the morning would be better. Was it better? See for yourself!


I gave up on the mountain for that day. A note on Tsurugi; there are metal ladders, narrow ridges, and spots where you walk on metal spikes above a 1000 meter drop. Don't try it in bad weather. People die every year. Headed back into Murodo to stay at one of the dormitory style lodges and a

Nice Win:

After the night of good times up near the peaks, I found myself warm and dry, drinking shochu up late with the staff of the lodge. Rad people. Most of them are フリーター, freeters, which can be translated loosely as people of working age who aren't really into the whole career thing. One of my new friends works at the lodge for 4 months, then snowboards in Hokkaido the rest of the year. He logged in 140 days on the slopes last year. Rad!

We also played the Japanese language version of Life, which differs from the U.S. version in that it has pachinko and horse racing.

The next morning my new friends hooked me up with some ice cream, and I headed out. The weather was still crappy, so I decided to hike it back to the bike, do some touring, and head home. Good choice, as the rain was chasing me the whole way home.

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Parked at Ogisawa. I hope no one steals my stuff! (expensive riding gear is under the cover)

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It's a spendy ride across the Alps.

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It's also a very popular destination.

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Kurobe dam is the first stop.

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At least they don't charge you to walk across it.

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A few hundred meters up a cable car.

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Nice view!

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The ropeway brings you to the highest point.

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"The land with full of surprise"

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Hello Kitty souvenirs of each vehicle you can ride.

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Murodo is on a massive onsen. Lot's of stinky toxic gas here. But do make sure you go in the bath here, it's super high in minerals and feels great.

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Let's hike!

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Don't be fooled. The wind was so intense that it blew away some of the clouds.

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And soon...

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... it was back to gray.

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Not a lot of scenery photos. Just pour some gray paint on the ground and you get the idea.

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My new camp stove.

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Good times. Not possible in a tent in a typhoon.

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My breakfast.

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Where are the mountains?

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Up there?

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The cloud line was at about 2500m.

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The bus-ropeway-cable car takes about an hour.

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The hike over the mountain takes a bit longer.

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Almost.

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I think this means I'm done. Minutes later, I saw a group of girls in high heels, with makeup and fashionably matching boyfriends. Aka, civilization.

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Sweet, no one stole anything. Japan is cool like that.

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And like that.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Litigation in Japan

To quote from a book I just finished reading:

"It has been said that to file a suit in Japan is an act bordering on masochism... If the participants are lucky, the plaintiff and the defendant might make one appearance in court a month. Usually, however, it is more like once every three or four months, because either side can delay matters by claiming illness, unavoidable absence from the county, or general inconvenience... Given appeals... quite literally lifetimes can be spent in litigation."

It makes sense then if, say, an apartment building's ownership is being debated in the court of law between two rival groups of dubious origins, that the tenants, who are relatively oblivious to the warring landowners, might not have to worry about a settlement anytime soon.

It's quite fitting that the book is "Tokyo Underworld", a book about the rise of groups of dubious origins in post-war Tokyo.

I want to write about all the crazy shit that goes on at my apartment building, but I'll wait until the story is over...

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Summer Camp in Niigata (it gets random)

Remember last year, when I spent all of August in Hokkaido, touring around on the motorcycle and volunteering at an organic dairy farm? The drawback of an epic month long vacation from freelance work is that you actually spend money, while not making any. So this year I jumped at an offer to do children's summer camps for the month.

The camps were pretty normal, it's the bits before and after that are rad / funny / fucked up. Let's go!

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The Yamanote train line in Tokyo was delayed 3 minutes at 5am. This led to me missing the 5:12am train out of Ueno station. Thus I arrived at this spot, let's call it "hella middle of nowhere" at 8:30 instead of 8:15. So now I can't take the 8:24, I have to wait for the 9:47. The chain reaction goes on, and I missed my hotel bus. But life is worth living! Whats up out here?

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Focus!

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Beautiful Echigo-Yuzawa. There's a primo sake tasting museum in the station. No time though, as the delays required me to take a taxi to the hotel.

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Focus!

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Unfocus!

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Meanwhile, at camp, you can do a plethora of wondrous activities. Like bobbing for watermelons.

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Or riding the "Exciting Roller Luge". Actually, the roller luge was exciting as fuck, and we spent many of our free times luging it up.

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There were some freaky looking goats outside my hotel window. Seriously, those eyes are demonic!

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After the week was up, I hitched to local Tsunan station.

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You know its countryside when the genkan (place people put their shoes before entering the house) is full of potatoes.

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I managed to make the Iyama (maybe?) line with a minute to spare. Freshness, cause if I had missed it, it would have been another 3 hours for the next train.

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This train was the randomest I've been on. Not only was it only 1 car long, but it snaked along a riverside at about 20km/h. Then this massive group of old people from Osaka came to talk with me. They were cool, and all part of a Japanese archery club. When they got off, the remaining 20 people were all visual-kei fans. Viz-kei fashion is super slutty meets goth meets hello kitty. So it was me and all these viz-kei girls. But they were inaka viz-kei girls. I'll let you make your own deductions about what that means. I'm sorry I didn't take any of their photos. Do you have any tips about how to take candid street shots without ending up in jail?

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Anyways, in Nagano, this lovely lady poured us tons of sake to go with....

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John Lennon toast? Seriously, John Lennon visited a bread shop once a hundred km from Nagano, and they created a dish to honor that occasion.

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It was pretty good though. In related news, the RZA will be on hand for a John Lennon tribute in LA. But you probably already knew that.

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Sake also goes with insects and their larvae. Yum!

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Later Nagano! See you again in a couple weeks. Then again in October. Then again when there is snow. I like Nagano.