Saturday, April 24, 2010

Kushiage Time

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Can you eat 170 sticks? Probably not, but until you tell them to stop, they just keep feeding you random fried things.

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By they way, if you try and break the record, I suggest corporate sponsorship. This place is pretty pricey-

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Shibuya Beer Crawl

We hit up some of the good craft beer bars in Shibuya the other night.

If you like good beer, come with some bills in your pocket.

Keep your eyes on http://howtojaponese.com/ for a real writeup.

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Yeah, Mr. Big tagged up the wall in Amusement back in the 90s.

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It was actually fucking delicious and I wish every slice was covered with their "spicy evil death" sauce.

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If I had more money, would I live differently, or just buy more expensive booze?

Here's the video:

Shibuya Station Circumnavigation Great Beer Pub Crawl from Daniel Morales on Vimeo.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Budweiser Izakaya

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Along the Yamanote line near Hibiya.

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According to the internet, it's rad.

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For like $40, you get:
  • Edamame
  • Some sort of triple appetizer platter
  • A "Budweiser" salad
  • A plate of fried food
  • Shrimp with chili sauce
  • Gyoza
  • Some steak thing
  • Udon noodles
  • Popsicles (!)
And all the Budweiser you can drink.

And there is a "live show".

This shit is kinda stupid, but I could probably convince my next American visitor to take me there. You know how we think! I'd like to see the the Japanese take on the club sandwich. I bet it's smaller and more efficient.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Pizza and Perv II

What does the spring season bring to my mailbox?

(Part I here)

Why, more pizza delivery and prostitute delivery literature of course!

As always, pizza first.

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I've seen the "Cheese Fantasy" before, but they are upping the ante with a "Mille Feuille" layered deal. Dominos brings this one's for the ladies.

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And Pizza Hut chips in for the dudes.

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ぜーーーんぶソーセージ... It's aaaaalllllll sausage.

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This one is called "Cheese Harmony". Because all that cheese oozing out of every crevice comes together in some sort of cosmic way.

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Hooray?

And..... the perv.

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This one is a little bland, so they spice it up with multiple colors! It's like they tripled their audience. Sure, pink screams sex, but sometimes you want to be a badass black kinda guy. Or maybe you're a Giants fan and want some orange lovin after a win at nearby Tokyo Dome Stadium.

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Another boring one, but notice the bottom. Buy 12, get 1 free!

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Yeah, it's a trend of boring ads this time. Why is an oil massage twice as much as a regular massage?

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Ome to Tokyo Time Lapse

Took this time lapse video the other day. Ome is at the foot of nature, west of Tokyo. Takes about an hour to drive there, about an hour and a half on the train. Enjoy!



All editing done by http://howtojaponese.com/

Expect some more of these in the future, I like the way it came out.

Yes, I know my rev bulb is out. I'm slowly converting the CB1000 into ninja stealth mode.

Kanamara Festival

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What brings the Boy Scouts out on such a fine Sunday afternoon?

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Why is this man waving a flag?

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This giant, colorful flag.

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Why has tengu graced us with his presence?

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What is this cop.... wait a sec... go back!

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Focus! Left quadrant!

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It's the Kanamara Matsuri! You know, the one where transvestites march a massive pink phallus around town.

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Followed by this stunning black member. Did you forget what country you were in or something?

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Grab some penis shaped merch.

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Stick a dollar in your hat.

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Enjoy your cock candy.

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In different flavors.

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Carry some wooden wood mikoshi.

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Buy some ladies undies from this rad character.

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Live blog the event.

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Sit yourself atop the big dick. It's good luck! Or something.

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Take lots of photos.

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And get your sex education from this cheery fella. You're in Japan, might as well make the most of it.

And now for the two raddest photos of the day. Cumming in at number 2:

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A Pentium II backpack, in mint condition. That gear is like 1997!

And number 1:

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The Star of David, holding the reigns of a ten foot cock, at a fertility festival, in Japan.