Saturday, October 13, 2012

Touring (2x) to Fukushima

I did a couple motorcycle tours up to the Fukushima area; one a while back and one more recent.  The Bandai-san area is maybe the best place for spirited motorcycle riding in Japan these days.  Why the best?  After the disasters of 3/11, they opened up all of the skyline toll roads with one major change; no fee.  In the past, to spend a day looping around the scenic mountains and lakes would have cost about $50.  Worth it, though.  Free is more worth it.

For Motorsport enthusiasts, the local Ebisu Circuit provides a lot of events, mostly geared at drift racing.  Unfortunately, the dudes I know who are into that are all military, and they do their stuff on American Monday holidays.  Since I work in the Japanese system, I haven't had the chance.  Whateva.

_DSC6751.jpg

This will be the last appearance of the KTM 690smc.  Now that she's not part of my life, I can talk some shit!  Turns out this wasn't really a good bike for my style.  The 690smc is a rich guy's second bike, no question about it.  Super fun around town, and great on twisty mountain roads, but horrendous on the long haul.  Driving from Tokyo to Fukushima, a mere few hundred km, was butt-cheek torture.  Add to that the lack of luggage options, other than some very pricey custom racks, and this bike turns into the most expensive impulse buy of my life.  Good thing it was stolen!

_DSC6809.jpg

Ideally I would have a three-car garage with half a dozen KTMs in it.  Naw, I am a one ride guy.

_DSC6769.jpg

Anyways, we geared up with the latest in protective riding clothes and hit the countryside roads!

_DSC6757.jpg

Hey local ladies, whatcha selling?

_DSC6756.jpg

Pickles!  I forgot what these were exactly.  Some sort of root vegetable imported from South America that grows well in the arid (ish) mountains of the area.

_DSC6778.jpg

Always hit up the onsens.  Luckily, we had some Japanese people in our group who wanted to go.  Not to talk shit, but the majority of the dudes I ride with are borderline homophobic, and getting naked in a hot spring with other dudes is totally too gay for them.  That's a quote.

_DSC6779.jpg

Burgers on the other hand . . . manly meat for manly men!

_DSC6781.jpg

_DSC6786.jpg

Let's talk about charity for a sec.

_DSC6811.jpg

This is the Dog Run Cafe.  The trauma on lives in Northern Japan after the triple disaster of 3/11 takes on countless forms.  One of those is with animals.  Many, cats and dogs especially, became instantly homeless.  Of those (fortunate?) pets that weren't tied up or confined inside, many took to roaming the streets.  The stories of vagabond bands of dogs, pigs, and even monkeys searching for what little food remained are common.

_DSC6797.jpg

A large area, some 20km in radius, is a restricted, no-enter radiation zone.  Luckily, there are groups like the Japan Cat Network and people like Susan, the owner of this sanctuary for lost animals.  After securing red-tape bound permission to enter on a regular basis, they bring food and try to capture some of the strays.

_DSC6799.jpg

We stop by everytime we are in the area with donations and our legs.  Yes, this is a one-woman operation here, and the dogs sometimes just want to go for a walk.

Check out their donation page if you can, it is a very worthy cause.  There are a lot of truly horrible stories about animals in Fukushima, and this is one organization that is really making a difference.

_DSC6815.jpg

And this old lady has some bomb-ass juice!

_DSC6817.jpg

Kanpai!  This is how motorcycle riders do it . . . with grape juice.

Thus ended my one tour on the KTM 690smc.  The ride home was painful, but a wise man once said that there is no progress without struggle.  I guess that applies to the condition of my ass.

IMG_0105.jpg

Hold, on, another KTM?  Yeah, so fast forward a few months.  I made a visit to the bike shop to say hi, and they had just got bought back a 2010 KTM 990 SM-T.  My dream bike.  Super Moto styling, a larger tank and luggage for touring, and plenty of orange.  These things are very expensive in Japan.  Twenty large is about right for a new one.  A little out of my budget.

They told me to borrow it for a week.

IMG_0106.jpg

I can do that.

IMG_0115.jpg

I had actually planned on my annual attempt at hiking the Northern Alps, but with zero of my friends accepting my facebook hiking event invite, I cancelled and went riding instead.

Essentially I drove north on the expressway to Gunma, then over Mt. Akagi and up to Nikko.  From Nikko, up to the Oze area.  From there, a straight shot to the Bandai area.  Great ride.

IMG_0120.jpg

The gaudiest roadside soba shop I've ever seen.  Yes, that's a foot onsen.

IMG_0118.jpg

After a day of Gunma's east side, I rolled into this lakeside onsen town to camp.  This is my new favorite camp spot for motorcycle touring.

IMG_0127.jpg

The camp field was free, I think.  Anyways, I didn't pay, and I couldn't find a place to pay, so I don't feel bad.

IMG_0134.jpg

IMG_0128.jpg

Seriously, this spot was tranquil.  If you have the cash, there are some attractive looking hotels in the area.

IMG_0137.jpg

On the way to Oze, I really, really wanted to eat here.  A middle-of-nowhere joint serving only whatever the owner has hunted.  Deer, bear, boar, all on the menu.  They were closed that day though.  Bummer.

IMG_0139.jpg

I'll settle for this.  Gnochi-like dumplings in a local mushroom soup.  Fantastic.  And the view:

IMG_0144.jpg

Heading on the only road west, I ran into this guy:

IMG_0147.jpg

What a dick!  Dude scowled at me and wouldn't say one word.  Yeah, I understand that the road is closed for some reason, but you are just standing out here in the middle of nowhere by yourself and you can't give me the courtesy of human speech?  It's not like I was trying to sneak my way past.  Anyways, congrats on being a jerk.

IMG_0148.jpg

I turned around and found an overpriced campground for the night.  I almost never pay for camping, and have no problem sleeping in a park or field.  I don't leave a trace, so the world isn't affected, even if it is against some kind of unwritten law about free camping in Japan.  I thought that this camp had an onsen attached, but it didn't.  $20 for a one night use of their empty lot.

IMG_0150.jpg

Because of the turn-around, I had to search for a late dinner.  Plan ahead, all the soba shops in the area close at about 5pm.  Seriously slim pickings.  This was, of course, the middle of nowhere, and the only indication of possible food was a light in the distance, across a small bridge and down a smaller alley. Turned out to be one of the best 洋食 spots I've been too. The town is 檜枝岐, the restaurant あしたの天気 - Tomorrow's Weather.  The shop has a massive herb garden, and everything is full of fresh vegetables and herbs.  And they are open late.

I wonder if I could have camped in the herb garden?

IMG_0155.jpg

Next stop, Kitakata.  I wrote about this ramen mecca here.

IMG_0169.jpg

No sake for riders, but I took a bottle home and drank it with a friend.  Excellent stuff, it is no surprise that Kitakata nihonshu is some of the best in the country.

IMG_0174.jpg

Ice cream time!

IMG_0200.jpg

Ice cream made using salt from a local mountain hot spring.

IMG_0203.jpg

Free camping for the night.  The KTM 990 SM-T has a GPS unit, and in Japan it is common to just enter a phone number to get to your destination.  An hour later and I was at . . . the phone company's main switching station!  An hour later and I was at the right spot.

Keep a paper map in your bag.

IMG_0210.jpg

Then I hopped on the expressway home.  The 990 SM-T is capable of cradling my posterior ever so gently, and the ride back was no problem.  Also, the cruising speed is more than 120kph, which the 690 had trouble at.

Should I destroy my savings and pick up this sweet machine?

Saturday, October 06, 2012

Wedding Winner!

IMG_0378.jpg

Weddings in Japan.  I don't know if my friends read this site, so I won't say anything bad.  But how do you rate a wedding?  With the take-home gift bag of course!  If you are ever out in Shibuya or Roppongi and see a group of people dressed to the nines, with matching fancy shopping bags, you can go 99% that they came from a wedding.  Living in Tokyo, seeing this sight, I came to imagine that the guests get hooked up with the funnest goodie bags ever.

The first wedding I went to in this country, they gave each of their guests two teabags.  Please don't give your guests two teabags.  Yeah, I'm petty, but I think most people secretly want to get hooked up with a bunch of presents.

_DSC8021.jpg

A and Y's wedding wins, if this was any sort of contest.  Cake, candy, snacks, a choose-your-own-adventure prize catalog, and some fancy soap.  Oh, and a new iPad.

Actually, I won a quiz contest for the iPad.  Things are looking up for this guy!

Also, is it ok if I sell an iPad that I won at a friend's wedding?  I played with it for a couple days, and realized that it doesn't enhance my life that much.  It is fun to make the shiny things move around with my fingers, but after I checked the price of one of these, I would much rather put it towards my next motorcycle.

Or are there some apps that I am missing out on?  I travel a lot for work, and don't carry a computer, so I guess I could use this to check internet stuff.  Also, as someone who works part-time in the photography world, these tablets can be useful.  But usually creative people who have an iPad seem to be just showing off when they whip it out, and I don't want to be that guy.  Conflicted.

Back to the wedding.

IMG_0364.jpg

Wow!  Real gold foil on my savory egg custard.  Tasteless, odorless gold.



I think he is talking about Per Se in that bit.

IMG_0375.jpg

Thanks guys!

IMG_0358.jpg

Sunday, September 30, 2012

September 2012

_DSC7718.jpg

A lot of food and a lot of drinks.  In Japan, autumn is celebrated as a time to eat.  It's also the one month that it is nice outside.  Above is a $40 bowl of noodles.  Rad!

_DSC7770.jpg

_DSC7827.jpg

IMG_0254.jpg

Meet the newest member of team Japan Bash.

IMG_0272.jpg

Jake the Snake.

IMG_0278.jpg

_DSC7875.jpg

IMG_0339.jpg

Kusaya is basically rotten fish.  The smell is horrific, but it is quite tasty.

IMG_0354.jpg

IMG_0369.jpg

IMG_0375.jpg

_DSC8005.jpg

Gold plated ramen bowl.  $200.

IMG_0391.jpg

Every year I have my high school students write about their most depressing summer experience.  Trust me, it's an interesting lesson.

IMG_0392.jpg

Her flower died.

IMG_0394.jpg

The correct grammar is "You got a broke face".

IMG_0396.jpg

I've been there!

Friday, September 28, 2012

Expensive Camera Equipment

Photo taken using a couple grand worth of lighting equipment:

_DSC7879.jpg

Photo taken without:

_DSC7880.jpg

Or was it the other way around?

I was gonna buy a Nikon D800 with a couple sick lenses, but then my motorcycle got stolen and I am now in savings mode.

Friday, August 31, 2012

July and August 2012

_DSC6830-Edit.jpg

I work pretty much non-stop for July and August.  Not just busy like most people say they are.  No, I mean I go away and live at hotels in the countryside and help run children's camps.  So I am basically sequestered for the blazing hot summer, away from Tokyo.  I wouldn't trade this job for anything!

_DSC6820.jpg

Not good booze.

_DSC6823.jpg

Oh, snap!  You can see Fuji from my roof if you stand on your tippy toes!

_DSC6826.jpg

Kind of.

_DSC6937.jpg

_DSC6975.jpg

Monkey wants to kill.

_DSC7015.jpg

_DSC7023.jpg

Mienmien, zyiezyie, tsukutsuku-hoshi, kanakana.  These are the sounds of a cicada.  Ask a Japanese person to explain, it makes perfect sense to them.

_DSC7036.jpg

_DSC7184.jpg

Last train, Kobe style.

_DSC7215-Edit.jpg

You should go here.  I forgot where it is.  Somewhere in Shikoku.

_DSC7224-Edit.jpg

Really good om-rice.

_DSC7301.jpg

Dance.

_DSC7320.jpg

Dance.

_DSC7443.jpg

Dance.

IMG_0015.jpg

Drink.

IMG_0092.jpg

All you can eat scallops for about $3.  For 30 minutes.  That's how we roll.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Motorcycle Stolen

Yeah, I've been silent on the blog for a bit. Downright ghost town status. I think I got in a blogging funk last year when my apartment in Japan was robbed. All that nonsense is here:


Anyways, it's time to use Japan Bash as another notice of the theft of yours truly's property. Rad!

_DSC2893.jpg

I just got back from two weeks of children's summer camps out in West Japan. I have about five posts worth of interesting things to talk about, including more haikyo, crazy dance festivals in Shikoku, and ramen schools. But that will have to wait. The first thing I noticed upon arriving home wasn't the mailbox overflowing with bills, but that my new motorcycle was rather invisible.

I knocked on my landlord's door, and immediately contacted the cops. Asked around the apartment and the last confirmed sighting was August 9th at 10pm. I filed the report on August 14th at 8pm.

If you are in Japan, keep an eye out for this rather uncommon bike. The bright orange is hard to miss!

I made a post on my favorite Japanese English language motorcycle forum here, please take a minute to read it if you live in the greater Tokyo area:


Wish me luck!